the666devilsofjoy:

I was at H&M and the cashier was flirting with me and so….I took advantage of the opportunity and was friendly back. I bought two pairs of shorts. One was $13 and the other was $25 but he rang them both up as $13

My looks may not get girls to date me but they do get gay guys to give me discounts which is the next best thing so I can’t really complain.

funniest10k:

“The test screenings. Yeah… We did two separate test screens. One for adults, which went great. One for kids, which went even better. And then Disney gave me a comment card that they had framed.”

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